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Part 4: Niburu the Guru

Niburu the Guru

 

 

Refrain
Here comes the Guru
We know as Niburu
A big ball in space
But we can’t see his face

1. (intro)
Niburu the big bad Guru
Does he fly or bite like an Impundulu
Named CR105 or Planet X
In the cyber universe he’s Tyrannosaurus Rex

2.
They say out of destruction comes forth life
Do they mean like what happened to old Lot’s wife
Niburu the guru said he had a vision
De Earth Moon and Mars blew out from a collision

3.
Annunakis said one day ?Let’s do something new?
Just about the time when the Mayans turned blue
The talk turned to how they could make humanoids
Out of pieces of stars and asteroids

4.
So they contacted NASA and Hollywood
They say let’s get together now do something good
We can shop a bunch of fotos make a movie or two
For a doomsday scene called Niburu the guru

Refrain
Here comes the Guru
We know as Niburu
A big ball in space
But we can’t see his face

5.
Passing somewhere between Jupiter and Mars
Niburu does a fly-by past the Hubble and stars
The satellites and asteroids no problem for him
Cause his orbit is just like a jungle gym

6.
First he take the longest route all around the sun
And then he wait a little while to get out on the run
Then suddenly he speed up and dive into the sea
Cause a polar shift or a great big tsunami

7.
No matter if you call Niburu Planet X or Zed
You still gonna wonder while you scratch your head
How he hide so long out there without recognition
Maybe somebody send him on a secret mission

8.
Yah the Anunnaki dudes they conscripted the Igigi
To be slaves and build some pyramids and stuff that’s real biggy
Like the city Eridug they called it Earth Station One
And they gave it to Enki saying “Go have fun!”

9.
So as the story goes they went and juggled some genes
Into hybrids Homo sapiens and Beauty queens
Until Homo Erectus emerged with a splash
From this Eugenics program making order from trash

Refrain
Here comes the Guru
We know as Niburu
A big ball in space
But we can’t see his face

10.
As for me I am waiting with my popcorn bag
For Niburu to decide which way his tail will wag
And this Bollywood nonsense will finally go away
When the Lord Yeshua comes on that great final Day

11.
Like the Bible say Earth cannot be moved
Maybe a surprise to you but surely is proved
That neither Niburu nor the Earth is spinning
Cause the world has been flat since the very beginning

12.
But they say Hubble watching this movie from above
See these cosmic balls making cosmic love
Getting evolution ready for a big wedding feast
Just don’t send invitation to the Catho, holic priest

13.
Now just to twist up the plot in the cosmic play
NASA saying planet 9 might be on the way
Like a Super-Earth she’s coming home for dinner
Meet Niburu at de table that would be a winner

14.
So wake up we are not far away from the day
When the Guru will come some form some way
All the Niburu fans gazing up toward the sky
While the rest of the world watch the clouds go by

Refrain
Here comes the Guru
We know as Niburu
A big ball in space
But we can’t see his face

15.
Martialficial intelligence continuing to mutate
While the love grows cold turn to sympathetic hate
Billions of folks from the greatest to the least
They taking that mark yeah the mark of the Beast

16.
And what is projecting from that beam in blue
Well that will depend on your point of view
Cause all you need to know about what is true
It’s there in that Bible right in front of you

17.
You find many mysteries are written there
But the question will be about what you care
What you want in your heart will be what you learn
And whether forever you will dance or burn

18.
And deceptions so many will be taking place
You won’t know which way to turn your face
Less you look to the saints who running the race
In the power of Yeshua’s amazing grace

Refrain
Here comes the Guru
We know as Niburu
A big ball in space
But we can’t see his face

19.
Niburu the guru he’s a wandering star
Dressed up like an angel of light making war
You can call him a star you can call him a planet
You can call him Frankenstein’s pomegranate

20.
But whatever you call him do not be deceived
He’s not someone that you want to believe
He’s the devil’s child this angel of light
He will guide you into his eternal night

21.
Don’t be taken in by Niburu’s tricks
Or the Devil’s shadows and politics
When the love and the truth can be in your sight
And Yeshua can be your eternal Light

22.
So now is the time just to watch and pray
From wickedness and sin stay far far away
And trust in Yeshua to protect your mind
In the book of life there your name be signed

Refrain
Here comes the Guru
We know as Niburu
A big ball in space
But we can’t see his face

1. (intro)
Niburu the big bad Guru
Does he fly or bite like an Impundulu
Named CR105 or Planet X
In the cyber universe he’s Tyrannosaurus Rex

Refrain
Here comes the Guru – We know as Niburu
A big ball in space – But we can’t see his face

Refrain
Here comes the Guru – We know as Niburu
A big ball in space – But we can’t see his face

Refrain
Here comes the Guru – We know as Niburu
A big ball in space – But we can’t see his face

………bla bla bla … bye bye Niburu