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THE HUBBLE BUBBLE

A PARODY IN 7 MOVEMENTS

Part 1: Hubble Cosmology Bubble

Hubble Cosmology Bubble

 

Refrain
The Hubble-bubble floats around in space
On its way along a fishy ping pong race
The Hubble found the bubble so marvelous in blue
And photo shop was marvelous to make it all look true

1)
The details are amazing with each newly found balloon
With Disney artists they can make a pretty good cartoon
Then Hollywood sends their top stars to beef up Hubble’s bubble
And don’t you dare ask questions which will get you into trouble

2)
Seek and search the universe with Hubble in your eye
And you will find some real amazing things are rushing by
Pink elephants so clever they have taught themselves to fly
And other crafty creatures like the cutesy porky-pie

3)
18 years and counting Hubble circles its terrain
Can anyone be really sure it’s seeing what they claim?
These so-called cosmic bubbles far away they say, light years
Can we be really sure that they are giant fiery spheres?

4)
One revolution time’s about a normal soccer game
Taking endless pictures of our universe they claim
Now and then they’re modified in different variation
And all these strange concoctions are their steady proclamation

5)
Wandering bullet asteroids they say whiz by our ball
NASA claims that fifteen hundred every year might fall
They’re strategizing our defense they say for our protection
With atom bombs and FEMA camps all ready for selection

6)
The MSM cooperates with this big cosmic ruse
So every new “discovery” makes mainstream media news
And froggy audiences look on in their submissive awe
While the boiling pot gets hotter than it ever was before

7)
One glorious day a flag was struck on lunar dusty ground
By astronauts whose helmets dropped some bubbles all around
Did ocean seas make them appear as if they had no weight?
I have to wonder what was really happening on that date

8)
And after 50 years why have we never made it back
There’s certainly much knowledge of the moon which we still lack
Since then we got one photo shopped blue image of the globe
By now you’d think the poor old moon should swarm with lunar probes

Refrain
The Hubble-bubble floats around in space
On its way along a fishy ping pong race
The Hubble found the bubble so marvelous in blue
And photo shop was marvelous to make it all look true

9)
Around Earth’s “curve” we can see things at distances quite far
Ships and skylines, even islands just should not appear
If it’s a globe, yet if it’s flat just as your natural eyes can see
These things above horizon look as clear as they should be

10)
So who in fact has folded earth into a googling ball
And plopped it’s bubbling fires in the middle of it all
And on their maps have painted gray Antarctica’s ice wall
To make the world believe this view is true and true for all

11)
The Undercover Network’s map surrounded with some grain
Is this a different land-form on the globe who can explain
Is something hidden here so that we can’t make the connection
The ancient model flat with ice around is the correction

12)
Now just in case one day the Earth might virtually collapse
Just go and find the “restore” button there on Google maps
Or if for unknown reasons spins around in real-time lapse
Control the speed yourself with one of many iPhone apps

13)
Have you ever seen this bubble Hubble saw at such expense
Or is this phony photo an elaborate pretense
Each week their new “discoveries” of scientific dope
Attempt to silence scripture and obscure eternal hope

Refrain
The Hubble-bubble floats around in space
On its way along a fishy ping pong race
The Hubble found the bubble so marvelous in blue
And photo shop was marvelous to make it all look true

14)
So what does scripture say about an Earth that floats around
It clearly speaks of pillars firmly fixed ‘neath solid ground
And seems to claim the earth looks like a face that’s flat and round
A pancake with a purpose not a ball that’s “nowhere bound”

15)
And since this Word of God His deep and final truth contains
We can’t expect to grasp it only with our feeble brains
When by His Spirit He describes how He made heav’n and earth
Revealing by His power just what human science is worth

16)
When Joshua commanded “O stand still thou sun and moon!”
Must we suppose the earth stopped spinning round a hot balloon
So which is moving, which is still according to God’s vision
And when Josh did his miracle who gave him the permission

17)
The Scripture states the earth is firm and does not move at all
And nowhere is the slightest hint that God made it a ball
Indeed it says the heavens and earth He finally will shake
And every lie will surely die and every truth awake

18)
And at the end when stars are falling, sun and moon are dark
The door for your salvation by Yeshua’s supreme ark
Will close forever right along with Hubble’s bubble lie
And some will rise eternally and others also die

Refrain
The Hubble-bubble floats around in space
On its way along a fishy ping pong race
The Hubble found the bubble so marvelous in blue
And photo shop was marvelous to make it all look true

19)
You think that Hubble floats forever round in empty space
Producing bubble photos at a never ending pace
When Hubble’s bubble bursts it may begin to sing the blues
And Photoshop will wonder why they never saw the clues

20)
We will stand one day before God’s mighty throne and learn
Even while the Hubble’s bull-creation starts to burn
There the Lord will ask why we ignored His Word so clear
And why we never gave the Savior even not one ear

Refrain
The Hubble-bubble floats around in space
On its way along a fishy ping pong race
The Hubble found the bubble so marvelous in blue
And photo shop was marvelous to make it all look true